Dita Von Teese's Eurovision cameo improved the German team's performance by leaps and bounds...but alas, not enough to actually help them win. If only Ms. Von Teese had been willing and/or able to take off her top: one look at her perfect breasts, and victory would have been assured.
Don't believe us? Perhaps this massive collection of images of Dita sans brassiere will help to sway your opinion. It's certainly given us some inspiration to, ahem, go for the gold.
· Dita Von Teese (paparazzigr.tv)