Just In Time For Valentine’s Day: A Kinky Love Poem Contest

"Roses are red/Violets are blue/I love when you beat me/And handcuff me too." Okay, our attempt at a kinky love poem might not be so hot—but do you think you can do better?

Well, we kinda hope so, cause anyone who can top that epic love ode will have a chance at winning a totally sweet bolero straitjacket from JT's Stockroom. How do we know it's totally sweet? Well, let's just say that a certain editrix might be holding on to a certain sample version of a certain straitjacket (yes, yes, review to come.).

Wanna try your hand as a kinky poet? Send your entries to [email protected] on or before 2/28/2009. All submissions must contain at least one reference to a Stockroom product by name and should be between 4 and 20 lines in length.

May the best kinkster win.

· JT's Stockroom (stockroom.com)