You’ve Only Got 364 Unbirthdays

As kids, we learned a lot from Alice and Wonderland. But one of the most important things we learned about was the un-birthday, and all the little celebrations that go along with it.

Your birthday is your day, a day to be pampered and treated like a king or queen (porn translation: sitting back and enjoying the very sexy show). But where does that leave you on the other 364 days of the year? Why, then it's time for your un-birthday celebration... and let the parties begin!

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