Aria Giovanni’s A Very Messy Eater

Oh, Aria, look what you've done...that soda's supposed to go in your mouth, not all over your boobs! And you've got more beans on you than in you...and, and—is that bacon on your boobs?

And you probably expect us to clean all this up, don't you? Well, little missy, if we're going to have to clean up after you, we are so copping a feel. Several feels, in fact (and can we have some of that bacon?).

· Aria Giovanni (bizarremag.com)