Too Hardcore For io9: The Vulcan Cum Shot

Yesterday, our friends at io9 decided to take a long, hard look at the history of Star Trek porn (there's a lot!). But there was one clip too hardcore for their tastes.

Thankfully, we have no such qualms about the hardcore (and, more specifically, about jizz). And so it is that we present the following clip from "The Man Eater," which reveals a shocking truth: Vulcans have green semen. Or at least, Vulcans have jizz that leaves the penis white, but magically turns green when it contacts saliva. The universe really is an amazing place.

· To Boldly Go There: A History Of Star Trek Porn, With Clips (io9.com)