So maybe you've got yourself some fancy New Year's plans. Maybe you'll be hitting the club, or partying with friends, or getting so hammered you forget 2008. Good for you!
Personally, we kinda hate New Year's—and we'd much rather spend it at home, partying vicariously through some randy pornstars. After all, why should we go out in the cold and get drunk on cheap champagne when we can just as easily stay home and let others bring the party to us? You go out, have fun—we know where the real party is.
A better orgy than eyes wide shut
Kinky sex game turns into an orgy
Double penetration in a dinner party
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