Rockstar Pimp Smokes Some Hot Asses

You may not have ever heard of the Spyders, but we're certain that you've heard of Tera Patrick. Well, one day soon, her husband may be the one hogging the spotlight.

Last we heard from Mr. Tera Patrick (also known as Biohazard frontman Evan Seinfeld), he was showing real promise with his alter ego—Spyder Jones—as he literally fucked his way through a pile of plush porn star pussy, with his wife nowhere in sight, for his latest web venture, Rock Star Pimp (dot com). If memory serves, we tipped our hat to the ink scrawled lothario, not only for winning over the heart of the one of the world's finest porn stars, but also for really bringing the heat with some fine Latina nymphos. This was, by our own standards, quite an admission—given that, despite his mainstream credits and real world acting chops, he essentially started out in the jizz biz as little more than a suitcase pimp. We vouched for Evan, keeping our fingers crossed that he wouldn't make us regret it.

Evan has now officially made good on his promise, releasing the second installment of Rockstar Pimp hotties and effectively lodging himself into the annals of porno history as more than a mere footnote. This time, the Brooklyn import smashes some of Porn Valley's finest hard tail, paying particular attention to their curvy tushes in the process. The results are on par with most of what's released these days—and with the list of willing victims including sultry Dakoda Brookes, Rachel Starr, Nadia Nitro, Jaclyn Case, and Mackenzee Pierce, you can say he has our rapt attention.

We're pretty much out of colorful praise, so we'll just leave you with the wisdom of Homer Simpson, who once extolled the virtues of the musically gifted class from which Evan was spawned when he said, "Rock stars...is there anything that they can't do?"

Apparently not.

· Rock Star Pimp (rockstarpimp.com)
· Teravision (tervavision.com)