The Road To Vegas: How To Be A Superstar Fan

Planning on heading to Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo? Well, good news: not only will you get to meet your favorite stars—you'll also have the chance to strut your stuff and win fabulous prizes!

Straight from the desk of the AEE press staff:

For the first time ever at the 2009 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, fans will take center stage and display their "hottest" features and appendages, showing off their skills for the crowds at AEE. Fan attendees can vote for their favorite contestants in the heart of the main exhibit area on the FyreTV stage throughout the show from Friday, January 9 thru Sunday, January 11, 2009 at the Sands Expo Center in Las Vegas, Nevada.

AEE fan contests will include a worldwide search for the fan with the "hottest ass," present mothers and fathers with the "hottest MILF" and "hottest FILF" titles, and select the "hottest fan" from the audience. Other FyreTV stage contests will award the fan who fakes the sexiest orgasm, wins the wet t-shirt contest, and skillfully pole dance. Couples can participate and compete against other couples in the Valhalla Vacation Club Game Show. Prizes will include exotic vacations to world famous resorts in the Caribbean and Mexico, a FyreTV set top box with free minutes, a complimentary evening at the Sapphire Gentlemen's Club with limousine service, and cash prizes.

Of course, if you want to impress your favorite pornstars, you won't have to do all that. In fact, to win the hearts of your most adored Crush Objects, all you have to do is shower. (Seriously. Just ask Mika Tan.)

· FyreTV Stage Schedule (adultentertainmentexpo.com)