The Week Faye Reagan Answered Our Prayers

A look back at the week that was...

· Faye Reagan started doing boy/girl scenes again (but only with a few special boys). Oh, and for all you sapphophiles, never fear—she's still doing girls, too.
· And speaking of girl on girl: Alicia Witt and Elizabeth Banks? Have we died and gone to Heaven?
· Lonely housewives need love too.
· We've always loved the circus...but this one's a little naughtier than we remember.
· Well, there you have it: Britney Spears's nipples, at long last.
· Miriam McDonald will always be Emma Nelson to us—but seeing her as some topless chick is pretty neat, too.
· And this weekend, be sure to sit back, relax, and have a drink. It's what your favorite pornstars would do.