Hustler Creates Jobs For You, Me, And Carrie Prejean

It's hard out there for the unemployed: in these troubled times, it can easily feel as if there are no jobs to be had. But we know of at least one company that's still hiring: Hustler.

Last Friday, the house that Larry Flynt built announced that it would be offering a $500,000 contract to the recently deposed Miss California, Carrie Prejean. Yes, if Carrie agrees to star in upcoming interactive parody porn "You're Nailin' Palin" (as Miss California, natch), a cool half-million dollars could all be hers. [NB: Is it a sign of the times that the value of PR stunt contracts have dipped fifty percent?]

Of course, not all of us are Carrie Prejean—but never fear, Hustler has a job opportunity for those of us who aren't former beauty queens, too. Intrepid souls with an interest in porn and good office and computer skills can apply for the job of administrative/editorial assistant at Hustler Magazine. Hey, who said print was dead?

· Hustler to Carrie Prejean, be our Miss Calipornia for 500k? (hustlerworld.com)
· Work at Hustler! (hustlerworld.com)