If you're NOT interested in seeing Jenny Hendrix getting her sweet, young ass pumped chock full of ginormous, throbbing black fuck stick, then by all means just ignore this link. It won't hurt our feelings.
Ha! That's just what we thought! It's simply not possible to pass this goodness up, and that's what black super-performer of the decade Lexington Steele is banking on with his latest Jules Jordan release, "Lex the Impaler 4."
But breaking out of the original trilogy structure can be nerve wracking, right? Undoubtedly the question of how to uphold the integrity of the first 3 impalings, while stretching the boundaries in a believably rewarding ways, had to dauntingly weight his thoughts while his monster tool dauntingly weighted his hand. Ah, heavy is that crown the king must wear.
Lex answers the challenge by mixing some new school ripe cut-up like Jenny "My ass just don't quit, bitches" Hendrix, Gianna "Juicy Curves" Michaels, Kelly "Ass of the Year" Divine, and Raven Black, with OG booty from back in the day, including Tiffany Mynx and Lisa Ann. It's a dangerous gamble, since a handful of these luscious ladies have well jumped the shark—judging from the intensity of their pucker. The good news (for them) is that no matter how beat your veejay may be, having Lex slide all up in your guts will leave you singing "Like a Virgin" until your uterus clean falls out. Still, our unnaturally endowed protagonist doesn't discriminate, putting Dolemite to shame with his appetite's extraordinary range.
Guys don't have "landing strips," so we guess that strip of glistening man fur between Lex's navel and nightstick must be a pube hawk. But when you're packing so much dick you could literally beat someone to death with it, no one calls you out for metrosexual behavior. We're thinking while he's at it, Lex might as well bedazzle his sack. Now that shit would be tight!
"Lex the Impaler 4" drops this week. Swallow your pride and go buy it.
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