Today in Miscegenation: Meat Or Cake?

Somebody at Lethal Hardcore needs to do some mind-making-up about just exactly who is fucking what. For one thing, what are we talking about--Chocolate or Beef? We're not saying the two don't go together--one delicious accident at a wedding buffet convinced us of that--but most people aren't going to jump at a nice spicy roast covered in liquefied 70% Askinosie Arriba Nacional, even if they should (that's like a two hundred dollar steak and dessert at the same time).

More important than the mixing of sweet and savory, though, what's up with "Big Black Beef Stretching Little Pink Meat"? If the pink stuff isn't beef, what kind of meat is it? That's not just interracial, it's interspecies. What's going on here, and is it legal?

· Lethal Hardcore (lethalhardcore.com)
· Buy "Big Black Beef Stretching Little Pink Meat #6" (gamelink.com)