Today in Orgasmov: Laura Lion

November 26, 2008
PWEASELS

Almost as delightful as the svelte but pneumatic body of Laura Lion is the text accompanying these pictures on what we hope (but doubt) is really her blogspot account. There's absolutely no doubt in our minds what we would do with her when we look at the perfect clarity of those big tits, the clean lines of her hips and the strong, muscular curves of her thighs, but when we read what (we fervently hope but still doubt) she has written to accompany them, we are suddenly uncertain.

What to make of "Razvevshi her lips had sex plunger handle, relying on him to lobkom…It priderzhivala plunger with one hand, another obhvativshi Laura ago, chaotically put fingers in her anus"? Laura – we want to make "the entire bed wet from sweat maiden ‘juice'," but we just aren't sure how. Believe us, we ache to give you "several orgazmov" with our "huge foreign body," but we don't know what you're saying. Is it that you are "immersed in violent impulse of passion" and can't think straight?

We know just how you feel. We have had several orgasmov today already, and we have not even gotten to chaotically put fingers in your anus.