2009 AVN Nominations: You Almost Made It

We think of those named in the myriad AVN nominations announced today the way we think of entities benefiting from the $700 billion bailout: With 54 pages of nominations and all of the usual suspects getting multiple nods, wouldn't it be better to just nominate everyone in America for a Best 3-Way Anal Scene? Winners will be announced January 10 in Las Vegas. Among the new categories is Unsung Male Performer, and our pick is Dirty Harry. For Unsung Female Performer our pick is Adriana Nicole with a bullet.

· 2009 AVN Awards Nominees Announced (avn.com)