A Little Less Conversation, A Little More Action (Please)

Ever found yourself in this situation: you're in a conversation with your spouse, and you find yourself wishing that your spouse would just stop talking? You know, they've been rambling on for so long that you just have no idea what they're even saying anymore? Ever fantasized about the many different strategies you could employ to make them stop talking? Well then, we've found just the porn for you!! Think about it: you don't want to shoot them, or hit them over the head with toxic chemicals... but shoving a body parts into that open mouth might just do the trick. It's the situation we've all been waiting for--and if we may say so, it's really quite effective.

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· What's the best way to shut her up??