Naughty America Wants You To Run For President

Running for President of the United States of America takes time, money, and a whole lot of connections. Running for President of Naughty America, on the other hand, just takes a lot of free time and access to the internet.

And guess which one allows you—nay, requires you—to hang out with pornstars? (Hint: We haven't seen Barack Obama palling around with Lisa Ann, uh, ever.) And while living in the White House may be pretty sweet...living in a swank Southern California pad ain't too bad either. And throw in a salary of $10,000/month, and—well, what are you waiting for? Your naughty country needs you!

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