Hanging with Riley Evans’ “Perfect Breasts”

In the desert hills above Porn Valley hang Riley Evans' perfect breasts. She is standing in the 102-degree afternoon waiting for them to be - depending on the prevailing winds - ejaculated upon or over.

I never learned what happened between Tony DeSergio, Oliver Sanchez and Evans on the set of Harmony Films' "Gazzman's Perfect Breasts" (director Gazzman, even though the breasts aren't actually his, at least has great taste in them; tomorrow he's shooting Aiden Starr), because I feared bursting into flame, but several things are certain:

1. Evans' breasts are great
2. The Tampa native even has great breasts when she's sitting down
3. One of Porn's many fantasy elements, I've just realized, must be fucking on the surface of the Sun

· Gazzman (myspace.com)