“The Last House On The Left”: More Boobs, Less Gore

"The Last House on the Left" has a promising start, with Riki Lindhome showing off her boobs left and right. But for some reason, the powers that be decided to muck things up by having Riki get brutally beaten up.

Well, we will not stand for that! We've created our own version of the movie (a "viewer's cut," if you will), chock full of all the glorious boob shots...and minus the parts where Riki gets repeatedly shot. Now if someone will just give us the funding (and, uh, studio approval) to release this on DVD...well, we can already smell the millions rolling in.

· "The Last House on the Left" (celebcap.net)