“XOXO Joanna Angel”: With Kisses And Gangbangs

Our crush on Joanna Angel is hardly a secret (she is our Supreme Commandress, after all), so it shouldn't be too surprising to learn that when we first heard rumors of an upcoming feature that would showcase the punk rock princess in every single scene, we were... well, struck dumb wouldn't be too far off. And when we heard that it would be her filthiest release ever, with tons of group sex, a D/S scene, and even a gangbang, it took about a week to pick our jaw back up off the floor. When we finally received a copy of the film, we were almost afraid to watch it. Could it possibly live up to our hopes and dreams? Could any earthly porno really live up to the hype we'd created in our heads?

Somehow, amazingly, yes. "XOXO Joanna Angel" is truly a tribute to Joanna's strengths as a performer. In eight full scenes, she explores a great deal of new ground, getting down and dirty (and we do mean dirty) in the best possible way. It is, perhaps, some of the highest praise we can give to say that Joanna makes a gangbang look like a whole lot of fun: after watching her eagerly enjoy cock after cock, we found ourselves wondering why, exactly, we'd never made the time to include such a fabulous activity in our own lives.

Fans of "Porny Monster" and "Joanna's Angels" may be disappointed to learn that "XOXO" doesn't have much of a plot. When the feature begins, Joanna is getting ready to go out to a club; we soon learn that she's headed to the release party for "XOXO Joanna Angel" (not to be confused with this). At the party, she screens "XOXO Joanna Angel," the movie within a movie (porno within a porno?) that comprises five of the eight sex scenes (the other three work their way into the film as Joanna tells sexy stories to fellow partygoers). Of course, given that "XOXO" clocks in at over three hours, we'd have a hard time sitting through any plot it offered anyway: unless you're in the mood for a marathon porn session, the film is probably best enjoyed on a scene-by-scene basis (in which case an overarching plot is ultimately irrelevant).

So: with anal, blowjobs, girl on girl, group sex, a gang bang, bukkake, voyeurism, bondage, BDSM, exhibitionism, masturbation, phone sex, nightvision sex, a blow bang, and an appearance by "Barack Obama," we're pretty sure that Ms. Angel has pretty thoroughly covered the porn continuum from A-Z. And really, what more could we ask? We're thrilled to see to Joanna at her filthiest: really, our only request is "More, please."

But hey, don't just take our word for it. Check out the gallery of stills below, and see for yourself:

· Buy "XOXO Joanna Angel" (gamelink.com)
· Burning Angel (burningangel.com)