What A Girl Wants

Many of the world's greatest philosophers have devoted countless hours to the question of what a girl wants—what a girl needs, if you will. The thing that will make her happy, set her free.

Well, we think we've figured out what that thing is. After spending countless hours of our own engaged in a different kind of research, we've accidentally stumbled on to the secret to pleasing a lady: making her come, as often as possible, in as many positions as possible.

We'll take our Nobel Prize money in cash, thanks.

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