“Naughty Cheerleaders” Are Our Favorite Kind

Back in the day when we lived in the mystical land known as "college," there was only one club that everyone wanted to be in, far surpassing ever the draw of gnostic and secretive "Skull & Bones" clique.

That club (naturally) was the Naughty Cheerleader Club. Who doesn't remember them, right? They were so, well, for lack of a better word, naughty. With their short pleated skirts, original cheers, unique routines, and willingness to screw just about everyone on campus, they certainly made an impression on us. We would give almost anything—so long as it didn't inconvenience us in the slightest, mind you—to relive those amazing moments in time when we got to have our way (mostly in our minds) with those extraordinary young future leaders of the world.

Once again, the geniuses over at New Sensations understand that. Some days it feels like they know us better than we know ourselves . That's is why they are helping us to relive those halcyon days of yonder, when our biggest concerns were how to cram for the big test as well as how to cram the head cheerleader, or any cheerleader for that matter, full of rock hard throbbing pipe.

"The Naughty Cheerleaders Club #3" features Amia Miley, Lindy Lane, Allyssa Hall, Summer Silver, and the indelible Natalie Norton, all re-enacting the blissful moments when we peeled these delightful dolls out of their uniforms and thrust ourselves deep into the wet pink balloon knots they called their dirty place. They even go as far as to shout out a couple of sharp cheers for our benefit, God bless 'em. What more can you ask for on a summer weekend in July during the worst recession since the last recession?

"The Naughty Cheerleaders Club #3" comes out this week. Enjoy it, and everything in your amazing life, while you still can.

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