The Week In Which The Fate Of Porn Was In Your Hands

A look back at the week that was...

· Will Porn's Next It Girl be named Chaira Noir? Victoria Saint? Scarlet Horizon? Her future is in your hands.
· Emma Watson's nipples...so close, and yet so far away.
· We'd say Phoenix is rising...but that would be too cheesy, even for us.
· Why can't America have TV shows like this?
· These nannies are so naught someone needs to call "Nanny 911" for them.
· Burning Angel: now in convenient magazine format.
· "Nymphetamine" is so addictive it should be classified schedule one.
· Ironically, Charlotte Gainsbourg's performance in "Antichrist" is actually quite heavenly.