Barely Legal Interactive Takes You Inside the Action!

Many years ago, celebrated rock photographer Clive McClaine gave up a life of snapping pictures of guys like Ace Freely and Robert Plant for the chance to photograph hot naked chicks for a guy with a girly mag across the pond. A rather controversial guy, one with a wild imagination and balls of steel. Maybe you've heard of him? His name is Larry Flynt.Fast forward a decade or two: Clive asked Larry if he could shoot movies based on one of Hustler's popular satellite magazines, a little publication known as Barely Legal. The deal was this: Clive would take the risk and manage the video line, and in return Larry would give him a portion of the profits. (We can just see the glint of excitement flashing in Clive's silver eyes, a smile creasing the weathered lines around his face, the tiny pungent cigar clenched tight in his teeth as his lips expanded to a wide grin and sheer electricity jittered his spry frame. Talk about great moments in porn history!) It was a gamble that would prove enormously successful, spawning a near endless sea of knockoffs from competitors and ancillary projects dreamed up and pitched in the obsidian castle that houses Larry Flynt Publications. As Darwin taught us long ago, all things must grow and change, evolving to fit the basic requirements of survival on this planet. Yes, even the sublime and mystical world of modern pornography is bound by this rule — sort of. Witness the next evolution of Clive's dream, the most natural progression imaginable, one so simple and wonderful we're shocked we didn't think of it first. Say hello to Barely Legal Interactive. Now, armed with only a single copy of this fine movie and an active imagination, you too can step into the shoes (and penises) of the well hung male performers you've envied for years, virtually fucking the hell out of girls who are, yes, just barely legal. Savor the amazing freshness and tight lubricious viscosity that each delightfully young, inexperienced legal teen has to offer as she climbs the slippery slope towards being a full grown woman. Ah, the circle of life! After a frustrating battle with the plastic wrapping encasing the DVD (which may involve teeth, tears, and scissors), you'll soon be (virtually) balls deep in either Eva Angelina (pre baby bump), Adriana Neveah, Stephanie Cane, or Sindee Jennings. But do us a favor: whichever beautiful young debutante you decide to service, treat her kindly and roger her properly — for Clive's sake. Rest in peace, Clive. You are dearly missed. · Hustler Video (hustlervideo.com)