“Popporn: The Guide To Making Fuck” Gives Us A Guide To…Well, You Know

While "Bruno" is still causing a stir in box offices (despite Twitter haters every attempt to murder Sascha Baron Cohen), one of summer's most highly controversial movies has yet to even come out. Get ready for Popporn...the movie.

Celebrated for its irreverent comic take on all things porn-related (sounds kinda familiar), Popporn.com has steadily earned a name for itself online through devoted fans within the industry as much as consumers.

Zero Tolerance's Mike Quasar joined forces with the corny porn bloggers, Spock Buckton and Brian Bangs, to make a double disc tribute to the art of making fuck with some rather impressive comic results. Buckton, who stars as the clownish lead in this telescoping movie within a movie, encounters an endless series of setbacks and tragedies as he attempts to bring "strong fuck magic" back to porn. Despite his affected ineptitude, his wandering fool's journey leads us through an epic odyssey of pornographic goodness, all the while exposing the stereotypes and pitfalls of fucking on film for a living.

Courtney Cummz, Gianna Michaels, Kimberly Kane, Lexi Belle, Ryan Keely, Bobbi Starr, Tori Black, and delicious red velvet tart Faye Reagan star in this mockumentary of Buckton's tragic journey into the heart of poon. With a legendary director and an all-star cast, it stands to reason that the sex would be good--and it is. While we love each and every single one of the performers in the show, we'd have to say the threeway with Faye Reagan, Tori Black, and Dane Cross almost finished us off for good. Dane is the luckiest man in all porn, luckier than even Evan Stone or James Deen. Watch your back Dane, that's all we're saying.

"Popporn: The Guide To Making Fuck" comes out by month's end, but since you're special, you can check our sneak peek below.

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