Name Your Wang And Show You Care

If you're like a lot of dudes out there—or ladies with a particular dude that they've become, uh ... attached to—you may have at one point bestowed a cute moniker on the special little friend who lives below your waist. You also probably spent a lot of time thinking about that name and we bet you're super proud of it. So proud that you probably wish you could tell the whole wide world! So why not register your handiwork at Name Your Wang, so that you can personally claim your unique schlong nomenclature for all eternity? Act quickly and you could become the only person in the world who spent $14.95 on a piece of paper that says your dick should now be referred to as "The Octagon." · Name Your Wang (nameyourwang.com, via BuzzFeed) · Penis Name Generator (blogthings.com)