The Shock Of The New

What is with Hollywood today and the everything-all-at-once MTV generation? Why does everything we watch have to be cut up and mashed together and edited within an inch of its life? We have enough trouble keeping up with one fucking couple--how are we supposed to follow along with three different sex scenes in two different locations at the same time? Sorry, but we weren't raised on Nintendo and Pop Rocks, you know! We liked porn better in the old days when sex wasn't so rushed and everything made sense and things weren't quite so darn loud. Maybe things really were better in the old days after all.

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· Foursome in a cabin & couple outside (PornHub)