Nevada has long had the sense to keep naked girls and gambling far, far away from one another: after all, any fool knows that these two vices are like matter and antimatter, and that even the mere mention of gambling in the presence of exposed breasts might cause irreparable damage to the space-time continuum. But that good sense may have come to an end: we hear that the Nevada Gaming Control Board is actually taking a serious look at the Topless Girls of Glitter Gulch's request to install slot machines on the premises. May the lord have mercy on us all... (onlinecasinoadvisory.com, thumbnail star Angel Button via Ask Jolene)