What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Value-Added Knockoffs Edition

Sometimes the porn version can only be better. It happened with "The Da Vinci Load" and, we will probably admit, "Pirates II". So it is reasonable to expect that a TV show that is already so popular with transsexuals--and which features an actual transgender contestant in its current cycle--would be as good if not better for the people who love transsexuals in a pornified offering.

As you know, all trannies like the top, so this title is redundant. But your job this week is to provide the ultimate porn ripoff of an existing title. Can you do it? Will you do it? This isn't just watercooler conversation, as last week's winner MalzyWheels knows: this is for realz.

• Goodfellas Productions (virtualtranny.com)