George Clooney Has A Hot New Girlfriend—And She’s Posed Topless

George Clooney has fallen for model Elisabetta Canalis—a romance British tabloid The Mirror takes exception to, what with Elisabetta's topless past. You know what we take exception to? The Mirror teasing us with topless photos they won't print.

Why, it's got us so worked up, we actually went out and dug up some photos ourselves—which we'll happily share with you, naturally.