In The Future, We’ll All Belong To The Church Of Ass

A look back at the week that was...

· Ass worship? With pleasure!
· You never forget your first time. And if you put it on the internet, no one else will ever forget it, either.
· Sasha Grey goes through the looking glass...and we eagerly follow.
· George Clooney has everything. And he gets to date this girl.
· Teens need cash. And they have some creative ways of getting it.
· Dita Von Teese made porn? OMGWTFBBQ! Oh wait...we knew that already.