Despite all the evidence we've collected on the topic, we're not going to pretend that we're experts on how to throw the perfect threeway. But we're pretty certain that things will turn out demonstrably better for everyone if the third person involved is, you know ... awake. And when you switch partners, we also don't think it's necessary for the original member of the band to leave the room. Doesn't that sort of go against the spirit of the whole enterprise? It is a numbers game after all, and if you can't balance the equation properly, maybe you should avoid those higher-level math classes.
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