ThingyNames: Where Hector Cruz Meets Notorious V.A.G.

Most of us here at Fleshbot were lucky enough to be raised by progressive, modern parents who never taught us to refer to our various flavors of genitalia by any other names than the ones you'd find in a standard medical dictionary. So we always thought that terms like "John Thomas" or "cooter" were more than a little silly--though it turns out they pale in comparison to some of expressions you'll find on the fledgling ThingyNames.com, which was started by a husband and wife team who wanted to provide a "safe and anonymous place for couples to be able find out what people name their private parts". Of course, now that we write about sex and porn for a living we welcome as many synonyms for ween and ladyparts as we can find, which makes the site a potentially valuable thesaurus-type reference for sex bloggers as well. So if you see us talking about Jesse Santana's tralala or Joanna Angel's velvet underground in the future, you'll know why.

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