It’s Official: Jesse Jane Is “Sexy Hot”

July 22, 2008
DCYPHER

Despite her reclusive nature, Digital Playground's directrix-in-residence Celeste must surely be one of the hardest working women in the adult business: this week she's responsible for the release of "Jesse Jane: Sexy Hot" starring the titular pint-sized porn powerhouse along with a pre-impregnanted Eva Angelina, Audrey Bitoni, and Sarah Vandella. While it has everything you've come to expect from a DP production--good lighting, excellent camerawork, enthusiastic performances, and sets that make us think we really need to do something about all those milk crates that function as "decor" here at Fleshbot Central--we have to admit the title is kind of, well, obvious. Who really needs to be reminded that Jesse Jane is, in fact, sexy and hot? Next thing you know Celeste is going to release a DVD called "You WIll Masturbate To This". Where's the mystery, folks?

No matter, though: maybe that title was left deliberately generic so as you wouldn't be distracted from the sight of Jesse getting drilled harder than a stretch of Alaskan coastline. After all, it's been a long road for the former army brat who worked her way up the porn ladder to become one of the adult industry's biggest stars, and she deserves all the attention for her hard work that she can get. And to think that it all started for Jesse with serving hot wings at Hooters! Mmm, hot wings. (Somehow, though, we don't think that's what inspired the title.)