Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Can The Boss Get The Job Done?

With a name like The Boss, a vibrator had better be able to perform -- and from looks alone, Babeland's latest release (an exclusive toy manufactured by Fun Factory) appears to be up to the job. At 8 3/4" long and 1 3/5" thick, it's a sizeable toy; and with its soft silicone skin and realistic shape, it definitely looked like the kind of toy I'd like to have firmly lodged within my pussy.

So how did it stack up?

With its lifelike bumps and curves (no smiley animal faces here!) and substantial girth, the Boss slid comfortably inside my parts, filling things out quite nicely. But form isn't everything: I reached down to turn the toy on and see how it functioned.

However, all my gripes about the dial faded away once the vibration kicked in. Though it's a battery-powered toy, The Boss comes with more than a bit of kick -- and combined with the toy's size, the vibration is definitely enough to let you know who's in charge.

My heart still belongs to some of the fancier, rechargeable vibes; but if you're looking for a toy that has the power to make you swoon and -- at a mere $58 -- won't break the bank; you might want to let The Boss stop by and show you how its done.

· Buy the The Boss (babeland.com)