Usually the directness of most porn movie titles tells you exactly what you can expect once you crack open that DVD case. And in some ways, Evil Angels' "Anal Beach Bums" does not depart from this tried and true formula: the movie contains more than its fair share of anal exploits, some of which we understand actually took place near a beach. But that title is a little misleading as well, or at least not entirely descriptive as it could have been. For, you see, "Anal Beach Bums" contains some of the most astounding circus-style sex acts we have witnessed in a long time.
Watch Bobbi Starr juggling large black balls while balancing between two giant rods! Thrill to the sight of Emilianna and Carolyn Reese performing death-defying feats of cunnilingus! Marvel as Ricki White and Rucca Page make one man's meat completely disappear within their fleshy confines—and you won't believe how Velicity Von and her sexy assistant Lexi Love manage to charm Sean Michaels' raging python into submission!
Of course, you won't see Ashley Blue pulling a string of large anal beads from her nether reigons before getting tongue fucked by Melissa Lauren in any big top we know of. After all, this ain't your usual greatest show on earth.
• "Anal Beach Buns" (DVD info @ evilangel.com)