Flesh Flicks: Let’s Go Boating!

July 16, 2008
DASHIELL

Is it just us or do you not see people use speedboats as much these days? Everyone is into sailing or yachting or canoeing and outside of the professional water skiing circuit, those big honking outboard motors just aren't as fun or fashionable anymore. Plus, with today's gas prices what they are it must cost like $1,000 an hour to operate one. Those kinds of prices are only within the reach of porn producers, who can afford to combine the high-speed thrills of a convertible car with the dangerous possibility of accidental drowning. Hey, inflatable life vests can be sexy too!