Flashbot Fleshback: The Kids Are (Still) Alright

A look back at the week that was ...

· Fuck the police! Especially when they look like Jessica Drake.

· We hated to see them go, but we liked watching them walk away.

· You too can fight censorship, one fap at time.

· HGTV is more than just for people who need decorating help: it's for fans of naked goth girls and gay bondage porn too!

· We give this tune a B plus. It's got a good beat and you can have anal sex to it!

· If Tristan Taormino keeps us with these "Chemistry" experiments, she might create something really dangerous someday. Right now, though, she's just making us horny.

· Remember, all redheads aren't wild and fiery types—just the ones we like.

· Porn sets aren't always the sexy places a lot of people think they are—except in these photos, where they're exactly the sexy places a lot of people think they are.

· Fifteen years in the sex toy business may not sound like much, but it's still quite an achievement. Studies show that's equivalent to over six decades in other retail years.

· And you know what? We think these crazy kids really are gonna be just fine.