Get Ready For “TMSleaze”

August 11, 2009
DCYPHER

It almost seems like it took too long for someone to come up with this. With no further ado, we give you the scoop on 3rd Degree's new release "TMSleaze."

New kids on the block Spock Buckton & Brian Bangs have big brass balls to mess with Harvey Levin, who cut his teeth on law in the mean streets of Chitown (and the O.C.) before working his way up to the People's Court and eventually taking the Thirty Mile Zone to FOX Television. These days Levin (affably spoofed by America's Most Beloved Male Porn Star—Ron Jeremy) seems more bullet proof than ever. With his tireless team of paparazzi endlessly digging for even the most trivial dirt on celebrities, he wields a powerful army who can easily probe into the life of an average blogger turned pornographer and make their life a living hell if he feels even the least bit slighted.

Still that daunting detail didn't stop the Popporn duo from satirizing the perpetually thirsty mogul's show—as well as going after American Idol, Eminem, Lindsey Lohan, Mel Gibson, Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, Amy Winehouse, Nicolette Sheridan, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Tony Romo—to name a few. Together with Quasarman they created an alternate universe porn equivalent that is at least as much fun to watch for the sex as it is for the lampooning.

In a world where porn parodies of popular television series are being fabricated faster than the reality television shows they emulate, creating an outlandish caricature of your subject has become the most essential component of the genre, with sex value often falling a distant second to casting requirements and incessantly distracting dialogue. The 3rd Degree team allots equal gravity to both, making a compelling show that brings the fuck action to the max while remaining epically entertaining.

Francesca Le, Tori Black, Brynn Tyler, Faye Reagan, and Anthony Rosano do all the hard work, while crossover stars Lisa Ann and Joanna Angel make guest appearances that don't involve seeing them pounded hard in their beautiful holes.

Seriously people, this thing is funny and hawt. You're going to have to check it out when it releases on August 25 to find out more, but for now, take a good long look at these snaps and satisfy your guilty pleasures.

TMSleaze (tmsleaze.com)