It's really all about choosing the right wine when you have your new girlfriend over for a romantic dinner. It's also about choosing enough wine if you hope to have her masturbate with one of the empty bottles.
And, you know, let you film it and post it on the internet. If you don't have another glass for us to toast to your ingenuity, we hope you'll settle for this high five.
· Playing with a wine bottle (xtube.com)