July Appreciation Month: Celebrate The Summer With Porn!

Did you know that July is National Bikini Month? (We actually thought that was every month, but we promise to make our two-piece swimwear posts extra special for the next 30 days or so.) As we learned back in May, pretty much every day is a reason to celebrate something—whether it's National Ice Cream Day (July 18), National Lollipop Day (July 20), or National Chocolate Day (July 7). Some days even give you more than one reason to set off fireworks, like July 4th, which is both U.S. Independence Day and Independence From Meat Day. ("Where The Boys Aren't, Volume 232"). That doesn't even cover Canadian Independence Day, Restless Leg Syndrome Education and Awareness Week (July 18-25), Be Nice To New Jersey Week (aka "Give A Guido A Blowjob Before July 7" Week), something called Wood Wagon Day (July 21; don't ask), and Freedom From Fear of Public Speaking Day. You know, the day when you picture everyone you know naked. (It's July 2.)

There's even more where that came from below, but whatever day it is be sure to visit Fleshbot, where it's always July 23. (aka "Too Hot To Handle" Day!)

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Canada Day (July 1)

· Canadian porn stars (Wikipedia)

Cell Phone Courtesy Month

· iPhone Porn 2.0: Here We Go Again

· Flesh Flicks: Call Waiting

International Blondie and Deborah Harry Month

(Sorry we, thought that was International Blonde Month!)

· Blondes on Fleshbot

National Bikini Month

· Bikinis on Fleshbot

· Mariah Carey Is Always Tops On Our Charts

National Hot Dog Month

· Flesh Flicks: Hot! Dog!

· Olivia Munn's Hot Beef Injection

Smart Irrigation Month

· Squirt Machines (And Other Urban Legends)

Nude Recreation Weekend (July 9th-15th)

· "America Swings": We Like To Share

· "The Sunshine Club": Vintage Nudist Video

Rabbit Week (July 15th-21st)

· Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Rosebud Vibrator: Does A Rabbit By Any Other Name Smell As Sweet?

Single Working Woman's Week (July 29th-August 4th)

· Lost In Lust: Cherise Isis' "American Stripper"

Be a Geek Day (July 14)

· Geek Girls Online: Where The L33t Meet

Women's Motorcycle Month

· Flesh Flicks: Easy Riding

· Flesh Flicks: Uneasy Riders

Parents Day (July 22)

· "MILFStravaganza 4": You Can MILF If You Want To

· Other Mommies

Gorgeous Grandma's Day (July 23)

· Horny Grandmothers

· Omasex: Hot Grannies

· Calendar of Strange Holidays and Other Events to Scrapbook In July (families.com)