Malcolm McLaren has shocked the world -- or at least the media -- with his recently announced plan to spend the summer screening dirty movies in Times Square. Which sounds awesome, except for the fact that all the nudity and naughty bits have been completely edited out of the clips in question. We're sure there's some deep artistic meaning to the whole thing--but we'll probably just spend the summer at home in the AC watching real porn. You know, like we generally do. (nydailynews.com)