A Day At The “Suck Off Races”

Consider the Mope. While veteran Chelsie Rae or barely legal Tara Lynn Fox competes to coax a load from him and his brethren in the shortest time, he is under the most intense performance pressure of his unpaid bukkake/gangbang/gokkun career.

What "Suck Off Races" could have used was the intense drama-building machines behind "The Real World" or "Survivor." In (always more compelling) backstage footage, we see Rae and Fox plotting to get the most premature of ejaculators done with quickly before the women move down the line to men ("mopes") who have used that time to masturbate furiously. Thus they might be ready to pop at the slightest female attention.

Instead, the split-screen footage doesn't really capture the excitement as the lush-lipped and topless 18-year-old Fox races the clock with petite, wiry, and practiced Rae, six years her senior.

Each girl has the option to "toss" a mope if he is impervious to her charms, but she must get through the line, and each woman tries her best in the high-pressure environment, talking dirty, spitting, and double-clutching when necessary. It is not clear from the outset who will win, and I was surprised who walked off with the title.

Still, I think the loser will take her defeat constructively, and might win her next Suck Off Race, because audiences always root for the UnderJob.

· Jerkoff Zone (jerkoffzone.com)
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