Mark Wood Brings The Rapture with “Teen Worship 4”

September 2, 2009
DCYPHER

What indefinable quality is it that surrounds a ripe, blossoming legal teen girl, imbuing their silky skin with a preternatural shimmer, triggering our deepest urges, our most forbidden desires, and making them all but irresistible in the process?

It's enough to drive the average horny male out of his mind, the intensity perverting his better senses, flooding him with euphoric lust and desire, and causing the kind of illogical adoration necessary to elevate that sexual frenzy to a (near) religious experience. But, unlike Freud's madonna-whore complex, this form of sexual projection feeds itself, like an erotic Mobius strip. Such is the power of this illusion, this irresistible taboo.

For years now, we've been shouting the praises of performer turned director Mark Wood and his mastery of the pornographic arts. Today will be no exception, we can assure you. In fact after what he has gone and done we feel obliged to ratchet up the rhetoric to full blown encomium. Get ready, Mark.

You see, today Mark drops his newest release through Exquisite, "Teen Worship 4," featuring scintillating sex pot Kacey Jordan along with her angelic little friends Lexi Diamond, Kati Summers, Kim Capri, and Gracie Glam. After witnessing the precocious sexual performances these cherub faced cuties turned in all we can think is, Heaven help us.

Kacey Jordan has been a regular fixture in most of our dirtiest legal teen fantasies since we first discovered she existed. She may very well be the best possible explanation for the existence of Nephilim as recorded in the Old Testament.

Be that as it may, if she ever dies her hair red, it's going to take the host of heaven along with a full task force, ten Roman gladiators, and the ghost of Steve McQueen to get her back—which is just our way of saying that her performance in "Teen Worship 4" is as legendary as it is debilitating.

"Teen Worship 4" comes out today from Exquisite. It will be replacing "Don't Let Daddy Know #2" as both our favorite legal teen movie and our favorite Mark Wood movie. Check out our amazing gallery below then drop to your knees and praise the Lord. Yeah, you read that right.