One Night In “Bangkok Suckee Fuckee”

Just look at some of these April Flores-lite women with vaginas like bagels and you will no longer protest that you get your kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

The amount of times I was referred to as "Joe," "G.I. Joe," "Joe College," and "America's Beloved Porn Journalist" on my trip to Bangkok made me comfortable with the idea that "Suckee Fuckee" is not some pat slur but instead an earnest invitation to connect via fellatio and fornication with tiny natives.

"I'll take some Murray Head," I said, but they did not understand.

The women in this collection have a very omnisexual, predatory look, as if only a well-considered business decision kept them from becoming trannies. I, for one, applaud this decision.

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