Three Times An “Interracial MILF Orgy”

If you are a strong black man like me, doubtless you are wondering where you were when the first two episodes of "Interracial MILF Orgy" were released. But don't trip, Boo: it's good that you just chilled until this episode.

Today's milves are looking more and more like yesterday's porn ingenues and alt girls with their tramp stamps and fetishy pasts. What interested me was the appearance on the boxcover of delightful Eurotart Maria Bellucci and, of all people, Julie Simone.

Simone is best known for her bondage and fetish work, so it was intriguing to think about what she'd be up to in a straight-up gonzo movie. In this outing she plays one of Vannah Sterling's sympathetic friends who show up for her divorce party.

There is something comforting about this movie. Each of the women squeezes into such whorish clothing for what one could only assume was to be a General Foods International bonding moment, clacking across the wood floors of a Porn Valley rental home, that no one should be surprised that a group of men from next door came by to fuck the living daylights out of them.

Still, no one seems to mind.

The heaving MILFflesh on display here is truly astounding, and we want to see more of each of the participants, including the perfectly shaved Simone, Sterling, the enthusiastic Sheila Marie, Bellucci, Mallanie Monroe, and Raquel Seib. But filming an interracial orgy - as you know - is like herding cats. And in a room with wood floors the gibbers and squeaks bounce around, making the movie cacophanous and unfocused.

So turn off the sound and hope for the best; something will definitely slide into view.

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