Noirin Kelly’s Boobs Take Her From Big Brother To Ann Summers

In America, reality TV show alumni a) disappear into obscurity, b) flame out after some short-lived scheme to parlay their fame, or c) end up on another reality show. In the UK, they pose topless and get lingerie modeling gigs.

Such is the lesson we've learned from the experiences of Big Brother alum Noirin Kelly, who's posed topless for both Nuts and the Daily Star (video above), and may be about to clinch a contract with erotic emporium Ann Summers. If only Heidi Montag had followed a similar career path...we have a feeling she'd be a much better nude model than, uh, "singer."

· Video: Big Brother's Noirin Kelly Topless (full video @ dailystar.co.uk)