Secrets Of Seduction

Okay, maybe it's not so much a secret, but we must say, we've found that—nine times out of ten—if you want to get a girl rarin' to go, there's just a few simple steps you have to follow.

First, you've gotta sit her down on a nice leather couch (the fancier the better). Then, figure out a way to get her pants off (we find that spilling water on them tends to do the trick). Once you've gotten those two down, all you have to do is give her a nice tongue bath...and after that, she'll be like putty in your hands.

· an ex (xtube.com)