Lessons In Pussy Worship

You may think you know the ins and outs of pussy worship—but we're willing to bet that Angel Dark and Jane Darling could still teach you a lesson or two about being appropriately devotional.

With their lessons in kowtowing and pussy catechism, they'll be able to put you on the road to being a pussy worship master—which, all things considered, seems like a far better deal than being a superstar in any other religion's prayer style, right?

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