Nudity Will Save Our Music Programs

If we had only stuck with the recorder past 3rd grade, we could be hanging out with this chick right now.

How can people be willing to cut funding for music class? Not only does music help your math comprehension skills, it also increases your chances to jam with naked ladies. Don't the youth deserve that? ZOO Magazine thinks so.

· The World's Rudest Musician (zootoday.com)