“Red Velvet”: If You Have Sex In The Woods Today…

Horror movie best practices state that any couple who goes off to the woods to have a little fun must meet with a gruesome fate. "Red Velvet" does not depart from that.

However, the filmmakers did decide to give their amorous couple—and us—ample time to enjoy that fun in the woods...and for that, we are truly grateful. Hey, if you're going to be killed off by a homicidal maniac, you deserve to have some hot sex on your way out, right?

· "Red Velvet" (imdb.com)
· Michele Nordin in "Red Velvet" (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)